HOW TO SOLVE PROBLEMS IN NIGERIA
1. IF THERE’S P.O.S FRAUD
SOLUTION: STOP USING AND PATRONISING P.O.S OPERATORS
2. IF THERES KILLING AND KIDNAPPING ON ABUJA HIGH WAY
SOLUTION: STOP TAKING THE HIGH WAY AVOID IT BY USING FLIGHT OR STOP TRAVELING
3. IF FULANI HEADERS ATTACK YOUR VILLAGE, KILL, RAPE, AND KIDNAP
SOLUTION: RUN AWAY FROM VILLAGE, PRAY AND DON’T DEFEND YOUR SELF BECAUSE THEY WILL RETALIATE AND IT WILL BE BLOODY
4. IF YOUR ELECTED GOVERNMENT IS RUNNING THE COUNTRY DRY AND ARRESTING AND KILLING ANYBODY AGAINST THEM
SOLUTION: PRAY AND WAIT FOR THEM TO FINISH THEIR OWN TENURE SO THAT WE CAN TRY ANOTHER LUCK
5. IF A POLICEMAN SLAPS YOU FOR NO REASON
SOLUTION: PLEASE ANSWER HIM, SIR, YOU KNOW HE’S A POLICEMAN AND HE CAN BE ANGRY FOR NO REASON AND HE HAS A GUN THAT HE CAN USE AND SHOOT YOU